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This is Destiny (a.k.a. “stop talking about your girlfriend” from The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw column) dressed as Flo from the Progressive insurance commercials, and I can say without hyperbole that...
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Raffi’s Worst Crime Since Bananaphone
Paul Bissonnette of the Phoenix Coyotes jumped on Twitter to post pictures from the team’s Halloween party, and I really do wish I could say “Paul Bissonnette as Hacksaw Jim Duggan” was the news to...
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Kate Upton Didn’t Try Very Hard This Halloween, But Who Cares
What you’re looking at, by way of @KateUpton, is America’s Best Girl dressed as a zombie version of Marilyn Monroe for Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. I guess a better description might be “Marilyn...
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The Best Of The 2012 Drake University Beautiful Bulldog Contest
Tomorrow marks the beginning of the 103rd annual Drake Relays at Drake University, at which more than 8,000 athletes and spectators will gather to participate in the record 120 events at this year’s...
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The St. Louis Cardinals Have Incredible Fashion Sense
Since winning the 2011 World Series, the St. Louis Cardinals have had a special motto during their road trips – #HappyFlight. Because most of the guys on the roster came up with each other in the...
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How Dare The Chicago Cubs Dress Up As Super Heroes After Losing
Despite being absolutely mauled in a three-game sweep at the hands of their villainous arch-rivals, the St. Louis Cardinals – this is how I assume every article in the Midwest began last night and this...
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It’s The Best Of The 2012 Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade Contest
The hardest part of owning a dog isn’t training it and remembering to do all the small things like feeding, walking and bathing it, nor is it teaching it how to run up to big breasted women with a rose...
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Paralympic Skier Josh Sundquist Wins The Athlete Halloween Costume Contest
"What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!"When Josh Sundquist was 9-years old, he was diagnosed with bone cancer and the doctors gave him a 50/50 chance to live, according to his...
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Who Hulked It More Incredibly: Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Or Antonio ‘Big...
Trick question: This dog wins.There were obviously a lot of athletes dressed up for Halloween over the past several days, which makes it incredibly difficult to choose who, out of thousands, had the...
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With Leather’s Watch This: The Little Mermaid
Seriously, Shaun White. You’ve ruined the Little Mermaid for millions of perverts.Now here’s the weekend’s best sports action, as I get ready to go prepare for the Orlando Magic opener in the only...
View ArticleTerrifying Vintage Halloween Costumes
No superheroes, princesses, or sexy maids. These old school costumes are pure terror.
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Here’s This Year’s Crop Of Terrible ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes
Our yearly costume idea, when we see these “costumes.” Every Halloween, we go shopping for a new costume, and every Halloween, we get to see some genuinely awful costumes actually sold as real...
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Ten Instant Costumes Just In Time For Halloween
Halloween is next week, and some people have been spending months carefully crafting the most awesome costume you will ever see. And some of us, like me, are screwed. If you think buying a crappy...
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Kristen Schaal Out-Sexed The Sexy Halloween Costume Debate On ‘The Daily...
The idea of what constitutes a “sexy” Halloween costume continues to get more ridiculous (here’s the worst of this year’s crop), to the point women are now dressing up as cleavage-y slices of pizza....
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25 Last-Minute, One-Item Halloween Costumes For Lady Procrastinators
Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers) — $36 / $29 (Art via Marvel.) Yesterday we featured ten clothing items that can be used as an instant Halloween costumes, which are even easier to put together than our...
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This Cute Toddler’s LED Halloween Costume Wins Everything
Royce Hutain of Huntington Beach, California, built a stick figure costume for his 2-year-old daughter Zoey. It’s made simply out of LED cable and Velcro stuck to dark-colored clothing. Description...
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Here’s The Second Best Ned Flanders Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Seen
For the record, Stupid Sexy Flanders will forever be the best Ned Flanders Halloween costume ever costume’d. No debate. But if we’re considering a silver, I offer up this Reddit submission from the...
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Conan O’Brien’s Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca Costume Just Made Our Halloween
Are you invited to a Halloween party you desperately want to skip? How desperate? Are you “let semi-trained cats steer a Chewbacca robot around the party in your stead” desperate? Bro, you haven’t...
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Five Last, Last Minute Nerdy Halloween Costumes
Image courtesy of Josh Koonce on Flickr So it’s Halloween. Maybe you haven’t had a chance to get to the costume shop. Maybe you went last night and discovered there are corpses in the desert that have...
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Patrick Stewart Revealed The Charming Story Behind His Amazing Lobster...
Jon Stewart welcomed Sir Patrick Stewart (hot Stewart-on-Stewart action!) to The Daily Show last night to promote his two Broadway plays, but mostly they just talked about his amazing lobster costume....
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